cokeflow: my sense of humor is almost as dry as my love life
m-oonblaze: everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
hardcorerockinn: saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
voldemortsblog: bloodandgutsinhighschool: cleargummibears: santahale: Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award. Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award. Leonardo DiCaprio...
lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
rojerk: roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths I just want to say that I have never once heard a guy even mention thigh gaps or know what it is or give a shit about it and I’m pretty sure it’s something that girls invented to make girls feel bad and it’s really stupid.
pokingsmot: georgietheonemanorgy: This just in, Amanda Bynes to change her name to Da Bynes, because she’s an independent women that doesn’t need Aman Omfg
sharpflatpianoforte: does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out what part of the text they are saying idk bye
titytwochainz: you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
sluttyoliveoil: once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”