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edating:

i feel like i annoy everyone that doesnt start the conversation with me first

bowlegsandangels:

killercest:

cameronjohngodfrey:

azazels-child:

why is sexuality such a big thing like 

just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent

why is it such a huge thing

You should run for office.

if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder

yeah, definitely run for office.

hitlersbreastmilk:

IF CATS COULD TALK THEY WOULD PROBABLY ACT LIKE REALLY JUDGEMENTAL SOUTHERN BELLE MOMS WHO HATE THEIR KIDS

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

pickup line: i told my therapist about you

PLEASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

thatlethalinjection:

banginbrittney:

itszweiman:

handsomemotherfucker3:

whorticia:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORTHIS MY WHOLE LIFE

Dyinggggh


omfg he ate it?!?! I bet when that cop looked for it after he was like… O_o 

Forever reblog!!! Favorite gif on tumblr!!!

thatlethalinjection:

banginbrittney:

itszweiman:

handsomemotherfucker3:

whorticia:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORTHIS MY WHOLE LIFE

Dyinggggh

omfg he ate it?!?! I bet when that cop looked for it after he was like… O_o 

Forever reblog!!! Favorite gif on tumblr!!!

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

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bowieknives215:

fuckingpersonale:

Lawl

Pfffttt! Stop playin’!Lol!

bowieknives215:

fuckingpersonale:

Lawl

Pfffttt!
Stop playin’!
Lol!