i feel like i annoy everyone that doesnt start the conversation with me first
why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
IF CATS COULD TALK THEY WOULD PROBABLY ACT LIKE REALLY JUDGEMENTAL SOUTHERN BELLE MOMS WHO HATE THEIR KIDS
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
PLEASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORTHIS MY WHOLE LIFE
omfg he ate it?!?! I bet when that cop looked for it after he was like… O_o
Forever reblog!!! Favorite gif on tumblr!!!
shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping